(AP-Associated Press) Dateline 9/26/05
Pickle Scoop has returned from his glorious 2nd stint in beautiful downtown post Katrina New Orleans. No know diseases were transmitted…..er….intentionally.

Picklescoop said the residents were wise to evacuate this low-lying area of the city, as Hurricane Katrina left a trail of destruction in her wake. But not Picklescoop, he lives for this stuff (sleeping, eating, drinking eating MREs (Meals Ready To Eat), watching TV and oh yeah…doing some ocasional work.

An aerial tour of Picklescoop’s house revealed widespread damage, but not to fear the Tequila shot train will roll again. Picklescoop commented
“Hardly anything was left standing and almost everything that remains was under several feet of water and poo”.